1) That I have an incredible talent for helping people find frames. Bring anyone in and I can actually make you look better than you did sans four eyes, I promise.
2) This particular store has the best variety of stylish and attractive glasses anywhere. Really.
Check it out; don't I look smart and sassy????
The other pair I had on file were heavy black with rhinestones, but at my new place of employment there seem to be quite a few people who already have the heavy frame cutting edge style look already, so I chose this streamlined look.
Now if only I was this good at shopping for clothes or shoes. *Sigh*