Oh, I've got one for ya.
On occasion after a tough day I'll have a beverage at home before I hit the hay. It doesn't have to be much, and for a nightcap I'm not going to be picky.
Often I've done various mixed drink variations, If there is vodka on hand I'll make do with lime juice, soda water, some kind of drink mix. Several things will work to make straight liquor a cocktail.
Tonight? Well to mix with vodka I had my orange flavor Metamucil on hand as well as some soda water.
Everyone can use a little fiber, right?
But really, is it so wrong to ask for intoxication and regularity at the same time?
**Question you will never hear posed by a 20-something**
BTW - Tasted pretty good. Note for retirement parties....
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