Here is the email I received from my brother yesterday morning:
Subject: We have baby!
Hello, all!
The Cooneys of Redford have a new baby: Teresa Rose Cooney was born this morning at 8 lbs 4 oz. and 20.5 inches. After Teresa's daddy gets a bit of sleep, pictures on cooneysite.com will be forthcoming.
Pete & Mary C
That would be number four on their part. And they don't plan on stopping any time soon. They alone will repopulate the earth with Catholics.
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Congrats Aunt Rockstar.
You must however explain to me what is going on at Cooneysite.com.
oh yeah right, like catholics needed help populating the earth.
Irish twins??
Cooneysite.com is the result of my brother's years of dungeons and dragons play combined with his later rediscovery of catholicism. Oh yes, it is armageddon.
You gotta figure any religion that doesn't allow its most devoted followers to reproduce is doomed to extinction.
I suppose somewhere in the malay of children there are irish twins, I gave up keeping track after the third one. I just send presents whenever my calendar tells me to. Good aunts = money+gifts. I know my place. Bribes to ensure I am not alone on my deathbed. Well, alone except for my seventeen cats. ;)
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