slips

If you have an office gig, do you ever walk by someone's workplace and just catch a really cool random snippet?

Like "He kept trying but just coudn't get it in"

or "Something was crawling down there"

Those are good moments. Especially if you get to stop, back up, and call the person out for the comment.

I so got busted two weeks ago. At exactly the right moment I broke out with a very heartfelt and emotional...

"MOTHERF****ER"

As soon as the dude was walking by, I knew I was busted. Then he came back to laugh. Cool.

Not so cool? Now the only thing he says when he sees me is that exact same comment. Dude, funny for like three times after. Move on. Really.