Oh, you don't understand what patience is. No no no, you don't.
I have earned my sainthood, holding back as much as I have.
That's right, I have been letting my eyebrows grow in.
***LORD HELP US ALL***
You may scoff, but it has not been easy walking around in public with shedding caterpillars crawling over my eyes. I mean, wearing my bangs long to hide them also obscures my vision! Think of the danger I have been in!
All so I can have them professionally shaped. Man, if they end up looking the same after I shell out some beaucoup bucks I will be pissed. It is not like I need an exercise in discipline, I have a marathon coming up to do that.
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