As I exited the bathroom stall, I noticed someone in the stall across from me exiting hers at the same time. We walked into the sink area, I bent over one and noticed...
She just walked directly on by and out of the bathroom.
That's right, blatantly flaunting that her phalanges are, well, unclean. Thank god we are past the point of shaking hands in greeting. I will, however, give her the benefit of the doubt and assume that she has some kind of hand sanitizer in her office.