Saturday, December 30, 2006


So let's say you go out for an evening, and your blood alcohol level is definitely above .10.

Now let's say there is a mosquito that has been terrorizing you for a while.

One plus two equals a drunk mosquito. Who loses all gumption and instead of going back to his hiding place pops a squat on the wall a food from my head. In my hangover haze I reach out to squish the small spot I see on the wall and POP goes my blood.

New method of pest removal, getting them buzzed. Saweet.

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