too early

I hate daylight savings time. 

 

Yes, I know that the extra hour of daylight is nice.  Yes, I know that it is a welcome symbol of outdoor summer fun to come.  It is just that the adjustment to my poor sad sleep schedule is murder.  Being a night person staying awake that extra hour seems practically impossible to resist, but goddamn that alarm goes off  way way too early.

 

What do I need daylight for?  This pasty Irish skin is made for Guinness by moonlight.