copy cat

To steal one from RFW, I just went to the lady doctor and when she started asking what kind of STD testing I wanted done...

 

"We tested for HPV and Chlamydia, were you interested in a HIV test as well?"

 

"Uuuuuum, yeah, that is probably a good idea."

 

"Okay that is fine.  What about Syphilis and Hepatitis?  We normally don't check for those..."

 

I look at her for a moment, sigh in resignation and reply, "Just supersize me."

 

Luckily she found that funny.  Thank goodness for realistic doctors!